Trump walks into the Oval Office… and finds Elon Musk tied to a chair. What happens next is beyond anything Congress could’ve prepared for.
Elon mocks the “One Big Beautiful Bill.” Trump brings the receipts—tweets, betrayal, and body doubles. Then? A slap heard ‘round the Neuralink.
Glitches. Threats. “President Lizzo.”
Trump unplugs Elon and takes over X.
Welcome to TRXTH—where reality gets impeached.
