Puppetgate unleashes the most controversial toyline in America — and the meltdown is REAL.
From woke rage to safe space evacuations, this explosive episode showcases the criminal action figures banned in blue states and beloved by free-thinking patriots everywhere.
Watch as these miniature misfits invade playrooms and trigger full-blown media panic.
Warning: Viewers may experience uncontrollable laughter, outrage, or both.
🎭 Satire. Toys. Truth. Only on Puppetgate.
